attention bands of the world:
I don’t feel myself so important as to entertain any illusion that you, the bands of the world, should give a rat’s ass what I think. But should you be inclined to take the time to listen to my ramblings, keep reading.
If you really don’t want me to like your band and you can’t afford any uncertainty in attaining that goal, make absolutely certain that your band’s web site is coded in flash. Put lot’s of whirling and sliding menus flying all around. Make sure that I have to click at least five different links to accomplish anything, and make sure that each link requires me wait while half of the internet’s worth of data is downloaded to my browser. You get extra points if you have little treelike structures that chase my mouse around, or your video and audio bits are encoded in a flash media format.
I hope these few suggestions will help you to alienate me to your fullest potential.
-a humble music consumer